Dashing thru the snow... on a V8 wonder sled... crashing into trees... coz I'm off my friggin head...

Been smoking Santa's pipe... a dozen beers or more... I'm heading to the red light zone to get myself a whore.....

OH...... jingle bells, jingle bells, Santa's smoking weed... Mrs. Claus is on the floor... she's overdosed on speed...

Blitzen's fubar'd, the elves are too... they're tripping off their heads... if Rudolph snorts another line, the twat will end up dead!!

Merry friggin Christmas everybody!!

Ok, well there was a hilarious pic but of course LF removed it from my post. Humor lost.. oh well.

.. I'm gonna need that hat back, Abz. :p

Merry Xmas and Happy New Year!