A married man emailed in to the local radio stations "Doctor"
Dear Dr. Phil,
I was watching my next door neighbor's wife sun bathing topless from my bedroom window.
As I was wanking I turned to noticed my wife just standing there, arms folded ... Watching me !!.
Is she a pervert?
And he got a reply...
Re: Dear Dr Phil
Funnilly enough my missus caught me staring at my neighbour wife sunbathing topless too. She shouted at me 'Do you want a bloody picture you pervert' to which I replied, 'no it's ok, I've got heaps already'