For his birthday, little Jonny asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is ?280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Jonny heading out the front door with a suitcase.
So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Jonny told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mum you were pulling out.
Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a ?280,000 mortgage & no bike
the one i like the most is when johnny is walking past his mothers room and he sees his dad banging the nanny and he isnt sure if its capitalism,or the other one,and the one where he and his little brother try swearing for the first time, " i sure aint having any of those f...... cheerios!!!!!!!