1.people who point at their wrist while asking what time it is. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours. Do I point to my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
2.People who get off their butt to search the entire room for the remote because they refuse to go over to the tv and change the channel manually.
3.People who say "oh you just want to have your cake and eat it to." Dame right! What good is cake if you cant eat it.
4.People who say "Its always in the last place you look." Of course it is! Why would anyone keep looking after you found it? Do people really do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their a**
5.When people say while watching a movie, " Did you see that." No,idiot,I paid$12 to come and stare at the floor.
6.People who ask "can I ask you a question?"...Didn't really give me a choice there did ya.
7.When something is "NEW AND IMPROVED"..which is it? If its new, then there has never been anything like it be for, so it cant be improved. If its improved, then then there must have been something be for it, so it cant be new.
8.When people say "Life is short" What the Hell?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever experiences!! What can you do that is longer?
9.When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I still be standing here.
look i try to be supportive on websites like this, but frankly your not funny, the only bit of truth was the part about the cake, you must have expertise in that area
Like when youve just walked 5 miles through monsoon type rain, ya get in the front door and you are wet dripping
as if you brought the storm indoors with you......and then some monkey says it........oh is it raining out!!!DOE
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