You go without. Sorry.... but you won't get much sympathy here sweetie. If your wife doesn't know what you are doing.... it's called CHEATING! pure and simple... no sugar coating!
Fun on the side is right up my alley. Being a married man, I would enjoy some side action.
Guys like me are not jerks, we love our wives but need a little extra. If you can't get it at home, you need to get what you need elsewhere. If the mrs. is whitebread and you need some rye, what else do you do if the white bread won't accomodate your needs.
I love it on the side! Feeling the front, contacring the rear. Nookie? Deoends. Not anyone and I would want to care...sssa preoccupation of books and films...hmmm?!
tonguezilla write: Oh, so "fun on the side" is, like, a booty call! Only problem is that, with the size of my booty, there'd be lots of roaming charges.