Good Ones, Bad Ones, Unusual Ones, Cheesy Ones, Sleezy Ones, Downright Outragous Ones - we've heard them all but can we alphabetise them? Let's give it a try, starting with:

"Are you a model?"

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U = Until I met you my life was empty

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Take me home, I'm lost

Sweetheart you must be worn out, you've been running through my mind all day

Right, nobody move, my heart's been stolen!

"Quick call an ambulance...I've just been chatted up and feel faint"!!.......(that would be me as its been sooooooo long)!

"Pretty outfit ... bet it would look even better on my bedroom floor"

Oh dear, the bar is shut - just when I was going to buy you a drink! I'll have to walk you home instead

Now that I've found you I can't let you go!

Might as well sleep with me, because I am going to tell all mates that you did anyway

Looking Good baby

Listen...Is that a drum beating, or my heart beating because of you?

Kiss me Quick, Squeeze me slow

Just to let you know I've moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

Just One Kiss, pleeeeeaaaase

I'll give you 10p to phone your mother and tell her you're not coming home

heaven must be missing an angel, because she's here with me tonight

God must be wondering where his favourite angel went

"Get me something soft to land on, I'm falling for you".....