***I admit it, I swiped this off another site, but it was just too good not to share!!!***

This only takes a minute. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
>> > > Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find your new name.
>> > > Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box when you post.
> Copy and forward to friends and family and co-workers.
..... And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzard sniffer.

Ready............here we go..............

>> > > Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
>> >name:
>> > > a = snickle
>> > > b = doombah
>> > > c = goober
>> > > d = cheesey
>> > > e = crusty
>> > > f = greasy
>> > > g = dumbo
>> > > h = farcus
>> > > i = dorky
>> > > j = doofus
>> > > k = funky
>> > > l = b o o bie
>> > > m = sleezy
>> > > n = sloopy
>> > > o = fluffy
>> > > p = stinky
>> > > q = slimy
>> > > r = dorfus
>> > > s = snooty
>> > > t = tootsie
>> > > u = dipsy
>> > > v = sneezy
>> > > w = liver
>> > > x = skippy
>> > > y = dinky
>> > > z = zippy
>> > >
>> > > Use the second letter of your middle name to determine the first half
> of
>> > > your new last name:
>> > > a = dippin
>> > > b = feather
>> > > c = giggle
>> > > d = burger
>> > > e = chicken
>> > > f = barffy
>> > > g = lizard
>> > > h = waffle
>> > > i = farkle
>> > > j = monkey
>> > > k = flippin
>> > > l = fricken
>> > > m = bubble
>> > > n = rhino
>> > > o = potty
>> > > p = hamster
>> > > q = buckle
>> > > r = gizzard
>> > > s = lickin
>> > > t = snickle
>> > > u = chuckle
>> > > v = pickle
>> > > w = hubble
>> > > x = dingle
>> > > y = gorilla
>> > > z = girdle
>> > >
>> > > Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
>> > > of
>> > > your
>> > > new last name:
>> > > a = b u t t
>> > > b = b o o b
>> > > c = face
>> > > d = nose
>> > > e = hump
>> > > f = breath
>> > > g = pants
>> > > h = shorts
>> > > i = lips
>> > > j = honker
>> > > k = head
>> > > l = tush
>> > > m = chunks
>> > > n = dunkin
>> > > o = brains
>> > > p = biscuits
>> > > q = toes
>> > > r = doodle
>> > > s = fanny
>> > > t = sniffer
>> > > u = sprinkles
>> > > v = frack
>> > > w = squirt
>> > > x = humperdinck
>> > > y = hiney
>> > > z = juice
>> > >
>> > > Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny.


if you dont have a middle name dont worry just go with the first 2

Have fun with this one!!!
Signed, Sloopy Chickenbutt

Hi everyone i'm dorfus bubble chunks....yuck!

I'm Doombah Potty Hump lol

Oh, my. What a riot.

Signed,

Fluffy Dippenhump

That is great! My new name is Boobie Dippen-Dunkin. If only everyone in life had such entertaining names it would make introducing each other a great ice breaker!

Boobie Gizzard Brains!?!

Oh, mine's not too bad....Fluffy Dippindunkin.

i don't know which is worse i do it with my maiden name and it is dorfuss dippinlips and with my married name it is dorfus dippintush

Snickle Dippin biscuits.......Terrible just Terrible...BB Jeanie

Tootsie Chickendoodle....I dunno I think I like my super villian name better that one was Buttercup Bananachunks Has more of a ring to it. I might even use it when I start my mutant spork army...stay tuned

Name: Goober Dippin Dunkin

Grouse! Yuck! Can I have a redo?...

I got Dorfus Pottydoodle?

What kinda name is THAT? lol My new last name sounds like something boys do to new snow!

Ok this was a good one my new name is Dorky chickentush......after all these years it is finally confirmed I am a Dork

Sloopy Farkle Tush?

Yegads!

hey if i done this right my name is snooty hubblelips that is so not a good name for me lolol

Hey layla, dont feel bad, I'm sleezy gorillaboob.
My fiance is sloopy dippinbutt, any relation jackthelass?

I love this topic!! Got some really good laughs! Lindajay...like the one about taking the name of your first pet and street to find your drag name!

Southern love from...
Sleezy Frickendunkin
Frisky Piedmont would be my drag name though it sounds more like a pornstar name as well! LOL

LMAO!!!

Oh my gosh!!! this is sooo funnny!
So I am now a crusty rhino hump.
I definately got the hump, don't think its crusty yet though. Ha haha
I did my sons and he didnot like it. It is...... funky potty hump. How funny is that????

An excellent post!!!

Lots of love - Sloopy Dippinfanny.

I did the 'drag name' one where you use the name of your first pet and the name of the first road/street you live in that would be your drag name - mine was Sunshine Castle.......i dunno about drag but that would be a damn good porn name!!