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Veröffentlicht am Sat, Apr 22, 2006 12:16

A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.

"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no," he replied.

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her
fingers into his mouth.

"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.

"Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room!"



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Veröffentlicht am Fri, Oct 19, 2007 14:32

Granted, a warped northern sense of humour enjay, but I'm not a scouser I'm afraid.

I live over the water, on the Wirral, which makes me a plastic scouser apparently :-) or a woolly back :-) and I'm sure there's more ...........



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Veröffentlicht am Thu, Oct 18, 2007 09:50

Very Good Jan63, that'll be the scouse (ish) in you



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Veröffentlicht am Mon, Apr 24, 2006 06:35

Eeeeew ..... gross yet at the same time sooo funny!! Nice one Jan!

That's the very reason I tend not to eat any crisps/nuts etc from dishes left on a bar .......