For his birthday, little Jonny asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is ?280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Jonny heading out the front door with a suitcase.
So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Jonny told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mum you were pulling out.
Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a ?280,000 mortgage & no bike