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Veröffentlicht am Wed, Mar 31, 2010 07:10

This morning while standing in the kitchen making my first cup of joe, Scott (my S/O) comes up behind me and says oh-so-seriously this: "You know you've accomplished something when you clog the toilet BEFORE the paper goes down." ... really now? lmfao


In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser

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Veröffentlicht am Fri, Apr 02, 2010 10:35

Quoting butterbll

Houston we Got a Prooobleeeem! Been there done that ,had to a heavy duty plunger.


Heavy duty? TMI BUTTER!! lol that's done it.. I've completely lost my happy place now. What's with you guys and poop?? Like dude from shallow hal talking about his turd looking like a klingon... and proud of it! I am sorry, I have to say that I PURPOSLY look AWAY from the toilet after doing my business - unless I have a serious reason to check out the excrement (he's saying: "haha you said excrement")..... gross. I am surprised I haven't found any one of my ex's with their heads in the toilet sniffing it too... they sniff everything... or examine it. Picking a zit and sniffing it. Picking your ear and sniffing that too. Picking your nose and examining it. Blowing your nose and examining that. Picking your bellybutton and sniffing it. ALL of these things life in general has taught you smells and/or looks gross, and yet they like to continue to explore where no man needs to go.


In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser

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Veröffentlicht am Fri, Apr 02, 2010 10:27

Quoting Babycakes63

Amuse me, what a way to start the morning! Sounds like you've got a fun guy on your hands!


Indeed, Babycakes... sometimes more than I can handle. Sometimes more then he himself can handle even! lol


In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser

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Veröffentlicht am Thu, Apr 01, 2010 21:21

Houston we Got a Prooobleeeem! Been there done that ,had to a heavy duty plunger.


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Veröffentlicht am Thu, Apr 01, 2010 05:29

Amuse me, what a way to start the morning! Sounds like you've got a fun guy on your hands!


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