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Posted on Aug 29, 2008 at 12:08 PM

(make sure you read the first response to this blog!!) to whom it mae cunsern, I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies. I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I can s tart emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr. Sinseerly, BRYAN nikname Beefy PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.

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In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser
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Posted on Aug 31, 2008 at 07:14 AM

Please turn up at 10am Monday morning for your induction. Dress casual...as you are is fine. You will be required to take a skills test, which will involve opening a can of coke, diet of course and taking long deep swallows, which may or may not dribble down your chin onto your chest...if you can cope adequately with the consequences of these actions, the job is yours.

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Posted on Aug 29, 2008 at 06:07 PM

Hi Beefy Brian, I think a have a few things you could do for me too - after AmuseMe is done with you and Aimeefla. (smirk)

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Posted on Aug 29, 2008 at 01:03 PM

MMMMMHHHHHH...... "You're hired, and by the way EVERY day is casual Friday" ;)

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Posted on Aug 29, 2008 at 12:39 PM

ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are sooooooooooooooooooo Aimee

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Posted on Aug 29, 2008 at 12:09 PM

Quoting: Originally posted by AmuseMe to hoom it mae cunsern, I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies. I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I can s tart emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr. Sinseerly, BRYAN nikname Beefy PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.

Dear Beefy - I mean Bryan, It's OK honey, we've got spell check. See you Monday!


In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser
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