Re: Nisi32132 write: ( Yeah, I'm on the market again, there is just something I don't get with men that send mixed messages and I don't hang around long when I discover that its the case)
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Re: Nisi32132 write: ( Yeah, I'm on the market again, there is just something I don't get with men that send mixed messages and I don't hang around long when I discover that its the case)
Living alone and letting them rip, better in than out - YUP YUP YUP
I wonder sometimes if I will have the control to NOT let it rip when I'm with someone.
( Yeah, I'm on the market again, there is just something I don't get with men that send mixed messages and I don't hang around long when I discover that its the case)
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Living alone and letting them rip, better in than out - YUP YUP YUP
I wonder sometimes if I will have the control to NOT let it rip when I'm with someone.
( Yeah, I'm on the market again, there is just something I don't get with men that send mixed messages and I don't hang around long when I discover that its the case)
My dog is a miniature chihuahua. She's only two pounds. I'm pretty hard pressed to blame ANYTHING on her! LOL! I have three boys, so the "pooting" is not an issue in my house. But (no pun intended...) "pooting" in the car is "tightly minitored" (pun completely intended!). That's a small space for such a deadly emission...
My dog is a miniature chihuahua. She's only two pounds. I'm pretty hard pressed to blame ANYTHING on her! LOL! I have three boys, so the "pooting" is not an issue in my house. But (no pun intended...) "pooting" in the car is "tightly minitored" (pun completely intended!). That's a small space for such a deadly emission...
This brings back some old fond memories of several male family members. I have to say, sometimes I laughed so hard I cried. It's not just the kids that are easily amused....hehe :)
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This brings back some old fond memories of several male family members. I have to say, sometimes I laughed so hard I cried. It's not just the kids that are easily amused....hehe :)
In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser
Like most women it seems I sneak away...try to get enough distance. And I avoid certain foods...maybe that beano gasx thing is a good idea.
I had some surgery about 4 years ago and before they would deem you healthy enough to go home they required a certain amount of gas passing. It was the such a twisted feeling...I mean being a Southerner some things are really strongly conditioned and it took a whole lot of strength to allow myself permission on the doctors orders.
As for bedroom activities...yeah all kinds of odd things can happen.
When we were kids my brothers would say after burping or farting "greetings from within".
And I have a friend - this is true - who uses his expert leathal farting abilities to clear out a space in a crowded room or at the bar for our group when called upon to do so. He is just the thoughtful sort ya know.
Like most women it seems I sneak away...try to get enough distance. And I avoid certain foods...maybe that beano gasx thing is a good idea.
I had some surgery about 4 years ago and before they would deem you healthy enough to go home they required a certain amount of gas passing. It was the such a twisted feeling...I mean being a Southerner some things are really strongly conditioned and it took a whole lot of strength to allow myself permission on the doctors orders.
As for bedroom activities...yeah all kinds of odd things can happen.
When we were kids my brothers would say after burping or farting "greetings from within".
And I have a friend - this is true - who uses his expert leathal farting abilities to clear out a space in a crowded room or at the bar for our group when called upon to do so. He is just the thoughtful sort ya know.
Great topic! I prefer to do it private but more often than not it just slips out. I always pray it's silent but not SBD. lol
My ex only f*rted in his sleep (at least that's the only time I heard him). It was so funny. He didn't believe me for the longest time. Finally one night he woke himself up while doing it....LMAO I laughed so hard I cried. He was so embarrassed. So I let one rip too just to make him feel better. LMAO
Hi Nat!
Great topic! I prefer to do it private but more often than not it just slips out. I always pray it's silent but not SBD. lol
My ex only f*rted in his sleep (at least that's the only time I heard him). It was so funny. He didn't believe me for the longest time. Finally one night he woke himself up while doing it....LMAO I laughed so hard I cried. He was so embarrassed. So I let one rip too just to make him feel better. LMAO
I actually told my husband (when we first started dating) that I would know that he truly loved me when he could f*rt in front of me. So the first time he did (about 2 months into our relationship), I just looked at him and said, "Ahhh, honey, I love you too!" He cracked up laughing.
Face it... we ALL do it. My dad used to say, "Well... there's more room on the outside than there was inside." I just say, "Ooops!" and laugh it off. But I usually try to "warn" people when necessary.
Happy f*rting!
I actually told my husband (when we first started dating) that I would know that he truly loved me when he could f*rt in front of me. So the first time he did (about 2 months into our relationship), I just looked at him and said, "Ahhh, honey, I love you too!" He cracked up laughing.
Face it... we ALL do it. My dad used to say, "Well... there's more room on the outside than there was inside." I just say, "Ooops!" and laugh it off. But I usually try to "warn" people when necessary.
ROFL!!! That's too funny. What mine like to do now is have fart wars. LOL. And of course, along with that comes the description of what type of fart it is/was...hahahahahahahahaha
In the bedroom, what happens, happens. Never really bothered me much be it myself or another.
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....My kids used to ask if saying "excuse me" made it smell any better and I replied with a "no, but it gives you a chance to run"
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....My kids used to ask if saying "excuse me" made it smell any better and I replied with a "no, but it gives you a chance to run"
ROFL!!! That's too funny. What mine like to do now is have fart wars. LOL. And of course, along with that comes the description of what type of fart it is/was...hahahahahahahahaha
In the bedroom, what happens, happens. Never really bothered me much be it myself or another.
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