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Veröffentlicht am Thu, Apr 20, 2006 10:22

I wrote this one day out of boredom. I've posted it now in nearly all my blogs, so figured I might as well post it here, too. This is a survey, but it's different. You know all these silly "perfect man" surveys you see out there where women describe their perfect man... Well, I'm doing the opposite. I'm making a survey for men to take, and I'll decide if they're perfect for me or not. I'm not actually expecting anyone to take this survey, but if you do, you'll certainly be considered. 1. What is your IQ? If you don't know it, do you think you're generally what most people would consider highly intelligent? 2. What color is your hair and what color are your eyes? (Note: this has no bearing whatsoever on whether or not you are perfect, I'm just curious.) 3. Are you a virgin? 4. Do you drink? How often? Do you get drunk for fun? 5. Do you smoke? 6. Do you do drugs? 7. How many children do you want? 8. What kind of music do you like? 9. Do you currently have a girlfriend and/or wife? If so, please go away now. 10. Are you from Georgia or are you reasonably close by? 11. Would you be willing to move to Georgia? 12. Are you willing to have my babies? Note that I said YOU will be having the babies, not me. (This question isn't entirely serious, I should note. And neither is the one after it.) 13. Will you allow me to hump your leg if I find you particularly attractive? 14. How long do you typically wait to have sex when you're in a relationship? 15. Are you at least 19? 16. Are you older than 30? 17. Do you have any strange sexual fetishes that I should know about? 18. Will you cheat on or even THINK about cheating on me? 19. Do you or have you often told exaggerated versions of the truth or just plain lies when you thought you wouldn't be caught? 20. Do you like sports? Are you obsessed with sports? 21. What is your religious affiliation? 22. Are you in school? If not, what is your job? If so, what are you studying? 23. Do you like to read? What sorts of books do you like? 24. Do you play any instruments? (If not, that's okay.) 25. Do you have an idealized "look" or "body type" that you're looking for in a woman? Please describe. 26. Do you particularly enjoy mud bogging, wrestling, trucks, etc? 27. Do you mind if I curse? A lot? 28. Of the following, which would describe your body type best: muscled, sturdy, chubby, fat, thin, waif-like, average? (Note: your answer to this question in no way makes you any less perfect, again, I'm just curious.) 29. Do you consider yourself an intellectual? 30. Do you feel that a women should be homemakers and/or that a woman's place is in the kitchen. If so, please go away now. 31. How tall are you? (Another "just curious" question) 32. What is your political sway? 33. We're going on our first date! Where are you taking me? 34. Do you like poetry? 35. Do you wear glasses? If so, please make certain you answered "yes" to number 13. Heh. Guess that about does it. I'm pretty sure there's not room to answer all those in comments, but give it a go... Or just post the answers in your blog and leave me a comment. Or e-mail me your answers... Whatever works. All entrants will be seriously considered. Please answer honestly. If not, I will know and have you castrated.


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mikecgillman
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Veröffentlicht am Tue, Apr 25, 2006 21:18

ok... 3, 2, 1, Lets jam! 1.What is your IQ? If you don't know it, do you think you're generally what most people would consider highly intelligent? ][Maybe not HIGHLY but smart enough (except when it comes to math) and quick witted. 2. What color is your hair and what color are your eyes? (Note: this has no bearing whatsoever on whether or not you are perfect, I'm just curious.) ][Brown and Brown 3. Are you a virgin? ][Yes and No. I don?t know what I can and cannot replay about with you so if you would like and explanation email me and I will tell you (its not .... but you know I just want to be on the safe side ^___~) 4. Do you drink? How often? Do you get drunk for fun? ][Rarely. Special occasions. No. 5. Do you smoke? ][Oh no. 6. Do you do drugs? ][Only my proscriptions 7. How many children do you want? ][As many as we get lol I love kids. 8. What kind of music do you like? ][Gosh lol lots! I love Techno/electronica, hip-hop, rock, oldies, all of it really! Lol 9. Do you currently have a girlfriend and/or wife? If so, please go away now. ][Nope. 10. Are you from Georgia or are you reasonably close by? ][Oklahoma, It?s only like 4 inches on a map! Lol 11. Would you be willing to move to Georgia? ][Yes, but would you be willing to move to Oklahoma? 12. Are you willing to have my babies? Note that I said YOU will be having the babies, not me. (This question isn't entirely serious, I should note. And neither is the one after it.) ][Ummm?yes? 13. Will you allow me to hump your leg if I find you particularly attractive? ][Sure! Lol 14. How long do you typically wait to have sex when you're in a relationship? ][as long as it takes, then again please refer back to question #3 15. Are you at least 19? Yes, 23 16. Are you older than 30? No, 23 17. Do you have any strange sexual fetishes that I should know about? ][I don?t know what you would consider strange lol 18. Will you cheat on or even THINK about cheating on me? ][Heck no! 19. Do you or have you often told exaggerated versions of the truth or just plain lies when you thought you wouldn't be caught? ][yeah I?m not proud of it but it was along time ago and I don?t do that any more. 20. Do you like sports? Are you obsessed with sports? Yes and No 21. What is your religious affiliation? ][None, I don?t believe in religion, I believe in a relationship with Christ and if you and him are cool than your good, I?m am always-seeking new enlightenment in my own personal spirituality. I do not push my beliefs on people in any way, I except people for who they are and if they want to know what God/Jesus has done in my life for me then I will be glad to tell them but I am in no way a ?bible thumper? I may be in the buckle of the bible belt but I certainly to act like it. 22. Are you in school? If not, what is your job? If so, what are you studying? ][Not currently but I would love to go back, I?m currently working for TCIM services, doing phone sales (Don?t be hate?n! lol) and I was and will hopefully some day continue studing Sociology. 23. Do you like to read? What sorts of books do you like? ][Yes I like to read. I love Cs. Lewis and Have a subscription to Game Informer magazine lol 24. Do you play any instruments? (If not, that's okay.) ][Turntables 25. Do you have an idealized "look" or "body type" that you're looking for in a woman? Please describe. ][Ummm? not really I love bigger women but It?s not like if your not then I?m not interested. 26. Do you particularly enjoy mud bogging, wrestling, trucks, etc? ][lol yes I like wrestling but it?s not like I?m a ?wrestle-maniac? 27. Do you mind if I curse? A lot? ][lol that?s cool we all curse. 28. Of the following, which would describe your body type best: muscled, sturdy, chubby, fat, thin, waif-like, average? (Note: your answer to this question in no way makes you any less perfect, again, I'm just curious.) ][Defiantly fat lol 29. Do you consider yourself an intellectual? ][Yes 30. Do you feel that a women should be homemakers and/or that a woman's place is in the kitchen. If so, please go away now. ][Not at all. 31. How tall are you? (Another "just curious" question) ][5?8? 32. What is your political sway? ][None, I think that we will never have a decent president. 33. We're going on our first date! Where are you taking me? ][It depends on what you like to do. I like dinner and a movie, it?s an oldie I know but I like it, but only if we already know each other. Otherwise a movie would infringe on valuable get to know you time so it would be replaced with a nice walk or something as pleasing/interment. 34. Do you like poetry? ][Yes. I have written a few in my time lol 35. Do you wear glasses? If so, please make certain you answered, "yes" to number 13. ][yes and of course! Lol Phew! lol I need to go to the bathroom....


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mikecgillman
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Veröffentlicht am Tue, Apr 25, 2006 20:38

Hey! I just got your comment on my blog ("Alright, I'm curious. What are the crickets for? Hours are good. Getting sent home from work is bad. And your days sound about as entertaining as mine. :)") lol I didn't know we don?t get emails about comments lol so, I do enjoy getting a day off but I really need the money lol and the crickets are for my lizards, 1 bearded dragon and 2 leopard geckos ^___^ And do I need to take the survey?


We rock at dawn on the front line like a bolt right out of the blue! The sky's alight with the guitar bite, heads will roll and rock tonight!! For those about to rock, we salute you!!! \m/ ~____~ \m/

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