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Veröffentlicht am Wed, Nov 08, 2006 15:08

The difference between love and lust?? Love is about YOU. Lust is about ME. ... Oh, I've got nerve.

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In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser

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Veröffentlicht am Tue, Jan 09, 2007 13:40

Very good AmuseMe, can't please every one in the world. I liked it, made me think a bit and how very inportant ( or true ) some of those comments are.


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Veröffentlicht am Mon, Dec 04, 2006 12:19

LOVE......................when your eyes meet across a crowded room. LUST.......................when your tongues meet across a crowded room. LOVE......................when intercourse is called making love. LUST.......................all other times. LOVE......................when you argue over how many children to have. LUST.......................when you argue over who gets the wet spot. LOVE......................when you share everything you own. LUST.......................when you think twice about giving your partner bus money. LOVE......................when it doesn't matter if you don't climax. LUST.......................when the relationship is over if you don't climax. LOVE......................when you phone each other just to say "G'day". LUST.......................when you phone each other just to organize sex. LOVE......................when you write poems about your partner. LUST.......................when all you write is your phone number. LOVE......................when you show concern for your partners' feelings. LUST.......................when you couldn't give a sh*t. LOVE......................when your farewell is "I love you darling ..." LUST.......................when your farewell is "So, same time next week?" LOVE......................when you are proud to be seen in public with your partner. LUST.......................when you only ever see each other in the bedroom. LOVE......................when your heart flutters every time you see them. LUST.......................when your groin twitches every time you see them. LOVE......................when nobody else matters. LUST.......................when nobody else knows. LOVE......................when all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel. LUST.......................when it's just the same mushy old sh*t. LOVE......................when breaking up is something you try not to think about. LUST.......................when staying together is something you try not to think about. LOVE......................when you're interested in everything your partner does. LUST.......................when you're only interested in one thing.


In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser

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Veröffentlicht am Mon, Dec 04, 2006 12:14

A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sp**m bank with a shot gun. "Open the f*****g safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sp**m bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your f*****g head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door. "Take one of the bottles and drink it!" "But it's full of sp**m" the girl replies nervously. "Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises off the cap and gulps it down. "Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl's amazement it's her husband....... "Not that f*****g difficult is it?"


In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser

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Veröffentlicht am Mon, Dec 04, 2006 09:54

AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! DIE BLOG, DIE! LISTEN!! It was a joke, a stupid-try-and-make-ya-laugh joke that obviously went over heads. I am sorry I was taken seriously. I was personally slandered and by trying to defend myself I over-reacted?? Yeah. Okay. I apologize to everyone I have offended. Sincerely yours, The brain damaged independent jizz-guzzling taste tester. Anybody up to donating?


In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser

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Veröffentlicht am Sat, Dec 02, 2006 22:28

and dear wanda..let us not forget the most important ingredient..sodium benzoate (added to retard spoilage) LOL cummon guys let's all lighten up and let all the poopers and jizzers get along at least past the next cycle of the moon....life's way too short to snipe at each other so shake hands and come out grumbling :>D


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Veröffentlicht am Fri, Dec 01, 2006 09:58

Bluegirl - I was not offended by Deaffy's original post. I just hate a party pooper. I was, however, offended by his second post. And yes, he did compare semen to excrement. And then went on to call me a jizz guzzler, a taste tester for vasts amounts of semen and an idiot who can not construct a complete thought. Um, no. At this stage, we can not get along. And I am okay with that.


In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser

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Veröffentlicht am Fri, Dec 01, 2006 04:34

Thank you, Wanda. No, no REAL scientific study has been conducted, that I am aware of. To use Deaffy's definition of wasted wit, it was "hyperbole". My BS used to exaggerate and make funny a sticky subject.


In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser

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Veröffentlicht am Fri, Dec 01, 2006 01:34

Anatomy 101 Excretion: to separate and eliminate or discharge (waste) from the blood, tissues, or organs or from the active protoplasm Breast milk: a fluid secreted by the mammary glands of females for the nourishment of their young. Semen: a viscid whitish fluid of the male reproductive tract consisting of spermatozoa suspended in secretions of accessory glands (as of the prostate and Cowper's glands) Excretion is considered a waste product. Breast milk and semen are not considered waste products. Both breast milk and semen have a viable purpose. +Semen is comprised of 5% secretions from the Cowper (bulbourethral)glands, 15-30% from the prostate gland, and the majority of the remaining comes from the seminal vessels. Excerpted from a website of the University of California,Berkeley: Components of semen: Seminal Vesicle Fluid Components Fructose - 2? energy source for sperm Prostaglandin promotes contractions of the uterus & oviduct to help transport sperm Ascorbic acid (vit. C) anti-oxidant Ergothianine activates sperm motility Sodium bicarbonate (NaHCO3) buffer to neutralize acidity of vagina Fibrinogen-like clotting proteins clots semen Seminal vesicle fluid is responsible for the white color of semen. Prostatic Fluid Components Zinc needed for fertility, keeps chromosomes tightly coiled. Zn makes up 60-70% of prostatic fluid. Sodium Citrate number 1 source of energy, fuels mitochondria in sperm Acid phosphatase activate sperm motility Polyamines activate sperm motility, inhibits bacterial growth, responsible for distinctive odor of semen Enzymes activates the coagulation process of the clotting proteins Cowpers Gland Fluid Mucus to Rinse out urethra = neutralize urine May also add to lubrication during sex +From the Journal of Andrology,authors DEREK H. OWEN* AND DAVID F. KATZ*,from the * Department of Biomedical Engineering and the Department of Obstetrics and Gynecology, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina. They also list the following components of semen: From the prostate gland: acid phosphatase, citric acid, inositol, calcium, zinc, and magnesium. From the seminal vessels:fructose, ascorbic acid, and prostaglandins The bulk of the proteins found in semen are from the seminal vessels although albumin comes from the prostate and makes up about 1/3 of the protein found in semen. Only 1-5% of semen contains sperm. None of that looks like human waste to me. Some Christians who have read the Bible know that in the book of Genesis, chapter 38, Onan spilled his seed onto the ground, and God slew him. It seems to me that God thought that semen was more than just waste or excretion. Having said all that however, I can find no scientific study to back up the fact that eating different foods would alter the taste of a mans semen, although it does sound plausable to Perhaps the problem is that scientists can't find willing participants for a suitable study!


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Veröffentlicht am Thu, Nov 30, 2006 09:54

Amuseme YOU GO GIRL! Red


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Veröffentlicht am Wed, Nov 29, 2006 11:30

I was going to remove your disgusting tirade and ban you from my blog, but I would really like everyone to get to know you for your kindness... my dear you are trying too hard to insult me. You even broke out your "big word" dictionary for me! How sweet. I am not here to trade insults with you though I am certain my library consists of more literary hardcovers than can be found in yours. All of which are well read and thoroughly enjoyed. Let me assure you that by finding you possess the ability to be so repulsive and able to degrade a woman with no provocation does not make you intelligent, charming, witty or even attractive ... in any way. You have slandered my good humored nature and wounded me. To make matters worse, not only have you called me an idiot and sl*ut when you know nothing about me, you (naturally) assume that all women or men who endure or enjoy giving oral sex and endeavor to find ways to make it more pleasurable for us who are BEGGED to do such favors are ... (Oh, I am so sorry friends, but there is no alternative) "jizz-GUZZLERS" ... you not only insult me, but the whole of sexuality and those who enjoy it. You make me sick. You are one of those guys that thinks if a woman has been with anyone other than you she is a sl*ut, aren't you? You are one of those closet 'kink'ers that says "oh, so disgusting" in public but think of all kinds of nasty tricks and holes to do behind closed doors, aren't you? You know what? I am really glad that I don't know you. So below is Deaffy's post, unedited. I repeat it for two reasons. I don't want Deaffy here trying to retract his comment before asking for forgiveness. I know some people won't even bother to read his post. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Deaffy Commented on 29-NOV-06 I guess the use of hyperbole was lost. If you actually linked the two then your problem is much larger than being a taste-tester for vast amounts of semen. One might now be able to argue ingesting too much leads to brain damage, or at the very least the inability to think in a critical manner. But, you remedied that by citing a source that the AMA refers to quite often: "The Secrets Every Woman Should Know". Obviously an article beyond reproach, since a book sold at the checkout stand has to be credible. Great that it's in your library. Another piece to the puzzle. Here's one thing women should know while we're at it- if you're to the point where you're concerned about the flavor of the jizz you're guzzling, maybe it's time to re-prioritize your life. It's not a snow cone, it's an excretion.


In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser

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Veröffentlicht am Wed, Nov 29, 2006 09:05

I guess the use of hyperbole was lost. If you actually linked the two then your problem is much larger than being a taste-tester for vast amounts of semen. One might now be able to argue ingesting too much leads to brain damage, or at the very least the inability to think in a critical manner. But, you remedied that by citing a source that the AMA refers to quite often: "The Secrets Every Woman Should Know". Obviously an article beyond reproach, since a book sold at the checkout stand has to be credible. Great that it's in your library. Another piece to the puzzle. Here's one thing women should know while we're at it- if you're to the point where you're concerned about the flavor of the jizz you're guzzling, maybe it's time to re-prioritize your life. It's not a snow cone, it's an excretion.


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Veröffentlicht am Tue, Nov 28, 2006 06:53

You have done no such thing Red! We are all adults, here. Presumably. ;-)


In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser

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Veröffentlicht am Tue, Nov 28, 2006 06:16

Amuseme. Good one on Deaffy. I think I destroyed the original line of your blog. Sorry. Red


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Veröffentlicht am Mon, Nov 27, 2006 07:19

I should have known that last comment of mine would have come under scrutiny. It was only a joke. But I must say that the comparison of semen to poop is disgusting, and not even close to providing a solid argument. By Deaffy's logic, a pretty summer's day is equal to a car crash. Semen, in comparison, is not even in the same biological category as human waste. I would hope that you (Deaffy) know that the two are not MADE UP of the same "ingredients". (Yes, I know that was sick. I just couldn't help myself) ;-) Although there has been no official scientific study, I am sure it's hard to recruit taste testers, there has been a study of it published in: Secrets About Men Every Woman Should Know; and in it is the following expert: ?Since semen is a body fluid produced by your partner, its taste and quality will reflect his physical health. Drugs, alcohol, stress and diet all greatly affect the taste and consistency of a man's semen. Changing your diet can create a dramatic change in semen taste. ?For instance, try having your partner drink a lot of pineapple juice for several days and then taste his semen. It will be very sweet." "When a man drinks a lot of bitter beverages, such as coffee or alcohol, his semen will tend to have a bitter taste to it. A man who eats a lot of animal proteins (especially red meat), which dump acid by-products into the blood, will also tend to have a more acid-tasting semen." Deaffy? Have you ever tasted another man's semen? Can you place personal experience behind your claim like I can? It's popular opinion, and I guess that's what I SHOULD have stated. Woe is me for trying to laugh at what could potentially be a disgusting topic. However, if you want to conduct your own taste test and then debate, here is a little list of dos and don'ts that may help you on your quest: Do eat/drink: Pineapple juice, cinnamon, parsley, celery, any kind of fruit. Don?t eat/drink: Alcohol, coffee, red meat, onion, garlic, dairy foods (especially milk), broccoli, cauliflower, asparagus and chocolate. Happy tasting!


In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser

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Veröffentlicht am Fri, Nov 24, 2006 08:47

>>Bizzle. It is scientific fact that a man's "dietary preferences" directly affects the taste of his erum... yeah. That's what I am saying. lol>> Nah, not scientifically proven at all. There have been informal, er, "taste tests", but nothing conclusive, nothing to which science would attach its approval. By this logic, I could eat nothing but berries and cream for a week and then I'd poop soft swirl yogurt. Just doesn't work that way.


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Veröffentlicht am Thu, Nov 23, 2006 13:49

in that case Amuseme, am setting up an appointment with a nutritionist ASAP


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Veröffentlicht am Mon, Nov 20, 2006 13:36

LMAO DeeDee! ... :-/ really? LOLOL!


In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser

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Veröffentlicht am Sat, Nov 18, 2006 09:12

my vote....neither....I'll never love someone THAT much...lol


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Veröffentlicht am Fri, Nov 17, 2006 05:20

Bizzle. It is scientific fact that a man's "dietary preferences" directly affects the taste of his erum... yeah. That's what I am saying. lol


In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser

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